let yourself be

“He jumped up and starting shouting at the judge, and then...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:20:13 -0500

“He jumped up and starting shouting at the judge, and then dropped his pants and exposed himself.”
I am dying right now.

So I'm writing a four page paper on a few serial killers.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:44:57 -0500

This one guy liked to remove his victims’ uteruses and nibble on them. “They were so...

I FINALLY SHAVED MY LEGS

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:31:42 -0500

repellomuggletum: AND IT FEELS SO Go0o0o0o0oD I think you’ve inspired me… This is...

Say Hey (I Love You) - Michael Franti & Spearhead I’m...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:06:45 -0500

Say Hey (I Love You) - Michael Franti & Spearhead
I’m sorry, but I love this song.

I’m not going to school. My weekend starts now and...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:32:00 -0500

I’m not going to school. My weekend starts now and I’m staying inside and having Pat over to watch Arrested Development and popthatzit.com. What 4 page paper? What ACT tomorrow?

I've had a revelation.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:10:40 -0500

A lot of people are dicks.

So there's this kid in my class.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:16:06 -0500

He’s really weird and has a speech impediment. Anyway, for statistics class, each student...

I'm in tears right now.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:32:56 -0500

My best friend wrote me this “love note” about our friendship and how great I supposedly...

First Day Of My Life - Bright Eyes I’ve got a pretty...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:55:48 -0500

First Day Of My Life - Bright Eyes
I’ve got a pretty steady “warm and fuzzy” feeling going on right now, so forgive me for posting this.

aseriesofserendipities: floatingintheblue: yerawizardharry: B...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:29:12 -0500

aseriesofserendipities:

floatingintheblue:

yerawizardharry:

Because everyone wants pink pubes

“cover grey”

omg please tell me your pubes don’t go grey

i think they do…the only episode of sex & the city i’ve ever seen is the one where samantha finds a grey pube and dyes it.

yup.

I worked at a nursing home for a couple days to get clinical hours and yeah, they have completely gray pubes. That was totally unexpected for some reason.

Anyone know the secret to posting gifs?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:10:33 -0500

Because the one I’m trying is way under 500kb and 500x500 pixels.

copycats: Happy Xmas (War Is Over) by The Polyphonic...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:49:36 -0500

copycats:

Happy Xmas (War Is Over) by The Polyphonic Spree
originally by John & Yoko, The Plastic Ono Band with The Harlem Community Choir
(posted by Nathaniel James)

Photo

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:04:50 -0500

The perfection of last night in a nutshell

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:46:39 -0500

Me: If I fart right now, will everyone behind us think it was me or you? Him: Probably me, so go for...

flickkkk: my current nails! I used “Nihrida Fish Scale...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:26:08 -0500

flickkkk:

my current nails!

I used “Nihrida Fish Scale tutorial” & a mix of my own nail art creativity! haha:]

I would stop biting my nails just to do this. This is awesome.

Flying foxes are so badass.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:30:28 -0500

Flying foxes are so badass.

I feel like I'm walking on air.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:27:15 -0500

Last night was perfect. He is perfect. I’m so happy right now. I don’t even know what...

It's so funny when girls think guys are flirting with them when they really aren't.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:43:18 -0500

Like, “oh god, this guy is like obsessed with me, he needs to back off”. I did that when...

I’m going to the zoo to see the lights tonight. With that...

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:00:27 -0500

I’m going to the zoo to see the lights tonight. With that guy I like. I’m kind of nervous. I hope I’m not boring or lame. I hope he doesn’t change his mind about liking me.

I hate FAFSA.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:13:55 -0500

I’m honestly losing my mind.