“He jumped up and starting shouting at the judge, and...
Dec 11th
So I'm writing a four page paper on a...
This one guy liked to remove his victims’ uteruses and nibble on them. “They were so...
Dec 11th
I FINALLY SHAVED MY LEGS
repellomuggletum: AND IT FEELS SO Go0o0o0o0oD I think you’ve inspired me… This is...
Dec 11th
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Say Hey (I Love You) - Michael Franti & Spearhead
I’m sorry, but I love this song.
Dec 11th
I’m not going to school. My weekend starts now and...
Dec 11th
I've had a revelation.
A lot of people are dicks.
Dec 9th
So there's this kid in my class.
He’s really weird and has a speech impediment. Anyway, for statistics class, each student...
Dec 7th
I'm in tears right now.
My best friend wrote me this “love note” about our friendship and how great I supposedly...
Dec 7th
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First Day Of My Life - Bright Eyes
I’ve got a pretty steady “warm and fuzzy”...
Dec 7th
aseriesofserendipities:
floatingintheblue:
...
Dec 7th
Anyone know the secret to posting gifs?
Because the one I’m trying is way under 500kb and 500x500 pixels.
Dec 6th
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copycats:
Happy Xmas (War Is Over) by The Polyphonic Spree originally by John & Yoko, The...
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
The perfection of last night in a...
Me: If I fart right now, will everyone behind us think it was me or you? Him: Probably me, so go...
Dec 6th
flickkkk:
my current nails!
I used “Nihrida Fish Scale...
Dec 6th
Flying foxes are so badass.
Dec 6th
I feel like I'm walking on air.
Last night was perfect. He is perfect. I’m so happy right now. I don’t even know what...
Dec 6th
It's so funny when girls think guys are...
Like, “oh god, this guy is like obsessed with me, he needs to back off”. I did that when...
Dec 5th
I’m going to the zoo to see the lights tonight. With...
Dec 5th
I hate FAFSA.
I’m honestly losing my mind.
Dec 2nd