Actually that’s probably a good thing because if you realize how perfect you are, you’ll be cocky. So go ahead and keep your low self-esteem. But if you say, “What are you even doing with me?” one more time, I will spit semen into your mouth.

asdfghjkkasdfghjk I don’t know why it makes me so mad

brittanimarie:

I get nervous just calling the Health Department to make an appointment to get my birth control refilled. Who knows what I’m going to do when I get a job and I have to actually talk to people.

I hate talking to strangers on the phone. I need to call a college about my admission, but I’d rather just drive all the way down there and do it in person…

SNOW DAY and 95% chance of another one tomorrow! This is going to be like having two weekends in one week. I wish I could go to Adonis’ house, though.
I had a dream last night that I was all over one of my exes and I even let him have one of my blueberry muffins. I woke up pissed at myself. He’s the ex who broke up with me because I’m not a Christian. now tell me why would I give him a muffin I don’t get it